Merry Christmas, Boss

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Boss, holidays

Thanks for the $10 gift card. The company made two billion dollars this year, and I will think about that every single time I buy gas with it.

hrviolationcards.com · no. 008

Shipping and handling included. Plain unmarked envelope, like contraband.

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Who actually buys this card

Everyone who ever got a $10 gift card from a billion-dollar company
The Secret Santa who drew the boss
Finance, quietly

If any of those are you, this is your card. Blank inside the back cover so you can make it worse in your own handwriting. Every inside is stamped hrviolationcards.com, so the recipient knows exactly where to send the invoice for their therapy.

Pick your poison

Same sweet front. Three different knives.

The front stays innocent; that’s what lines up the punch. Choose which inside does the damage.

The original

Boss, holidays

Merry Christmas, Boss

Thanks for the $10 gift card. The company made two billion dollars this year, and I will think about that every single time I buy gas with it.

hrviolationcards.com · no. 008

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Boss, holidays

Merry Christmas, Boss

Merry Christmas! Thanks for the pizza party in lieu of raises. My slice was cold, like the market rate you’re not paying me.

hrviolationcards.com · no. 008

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Take three

Boss, holidays

Merry Christmas, Boss

All I want for Christmas is the salary band you told HR not to publish. Merry Christmas anyway.

hrviolationcards.com · no. 008

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To be completely clear: workplace harassment, abuse of power, and quid pro quo demands are real problems and we do not endorse, encourage, or make light of actual misconduct. The joke is the absurdity of saying the unsayable in a glitter-adjacent greeting card, not the misconduct itself.

Cards contain adult language and themes. Intended for buyers 18 and older who know their audience. If you hand one of these to someone with no sense of humor, HR, or your grandmother, that outcome is entirely on you.