Happy Boss's Day! — HR Violation Cards

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Boss’s Day

Happy Boss’s Day!

Thanks for calling us “a family.” Families don’t do layoffs over Zoom at 4:55 on a Friday.

hrviolationcards.com · no. 012

Shipping and handling included. Plain unmarked envelope, like contraband.

Card no. 012 · Work

Who actually buys this card

The “we’re a family” survivors
People who’ve been laid off by calendar invite
The desk that got “restructured”

If any of those are you, this is your card. Blank inside the back cover so you can make it worse in your own handwriting. Every inside is stamped hrviolationcards.com, so the recipient knows exactly where to send the invoice for their therapy.

Pick your poison

Same sweet front. Three different knives.

The front stays innocent; that’s what lines up the punch. Choose which inside does the damage.

The original

Boss’s Day

Happy Boss’s Day!

Thanks for calling us “a family.” Families don’t do layoffs over Zoom at 4:55 on a Friday.

hrviolationcards.com · no. 012

$19.99 Order the original

Take two

Boss’s Day

Happy Boss’s Day!

Happy Boss’s Day to someone who says “open door policy” and means the door, not the policy.

hrviolationcards.com · no. 012

$19.99 Order take two

Take three

Boss’s Day

Happy Boss’s Day!

You always say your people are your greatest asset. Assets get depreciated. We’ve done the math. Happy Boss’s Day!

hrviolationcards.com · no. 012

$19.99 Order take three

Satire disclaimer, please actually read this

These cards are satire, and extreme satire at that. They are jokes, written to be as outrageous as possible, and they are not statements of fact about any person, boss, professor, teacher, coworker, clergy member, or company. Nothing on a card describes a real event, and no card is directed at any real individual.

To be completely clear: workplace harassment, abuse of power, and quid pro quo demands are real problems and we do not endorse, encourage, or make light of actual misconduct. The joke is the absurdity of saying the unsayable in a glitter-adjacent greeting card, not the misconduct itself.

Cards contain adult language and themes. Intended for buyers 18 and older who know their audience. If you hand one of these to someone with no sense of humor, HR, or your grandmother, that outcome is entirely on you.